Enough with the "Terror Alerts." Enough with the "Threat Levels." We interrupt this conspiracy to bring you this breaking news.

In 1999, a group of men and women convened to buy the Presidency of the United States. It worked. But they got greedy. They decided that the next grab should be the dollar. That's working too.

If an earthquake in Virginia, a Vice Presidential meeting with the Chinese Navy, and rolling power outages at nuclear reactors isn't enough, go back to sleep. But if you want to know how they're about the take the U.S. Treasury and wipe out what's in your wallet, wake up and read this bedtime story.